My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
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you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
You have to summon your inner elephant
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
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I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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