Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
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And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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