so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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