I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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