worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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