Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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