This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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