I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
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A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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