speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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