Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I think a kid would responsible me up
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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