yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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