I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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