I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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