I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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