I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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