I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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