when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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