just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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