I wanna bring you to show and tell
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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