Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
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Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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