Buhtt sex?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
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