non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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