I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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