So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
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Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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