So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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