I hate all girls vehemently.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
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Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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