I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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