Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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