I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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