Reggie can tackle my bush.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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