i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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