i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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