Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
So I just went to clothing optional bar
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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