Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
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I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
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i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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