I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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