East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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