I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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