why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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