Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
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This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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