Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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