why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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