Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
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If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Success! We fucked roommates!
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize