what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
we're so committed to being not committed
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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