We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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