Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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