a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
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the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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