dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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