Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
you made out with another girl for some wings
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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