talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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