I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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