I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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