singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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