I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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