I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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