would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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