btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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