Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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