I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
...so i touched it.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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